The Onion: Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
One of those Onion articles that just barely hits satire.
'Americans enjoy a modern, pluralistic, democratic society,' Rove said. 'They, on the other hand, have a weird mishmash of contradictory belief systems and agendas. It's really not even worth penetrating the whole mess.'
* Ray, 9/11/2003 02:37:02 PM