Holy Crap
One of the funniest spams I've seen in a while:
HEAVEN INSURANCE
The perfect Valentine's Day or Birthday gift!
I don't know about you, but I definitely want to go to Heaven. I live my life according to God's will and like many of us, I'm not perfect. I'm not sure if going to church is enough and figured that my family and friends could use a little extra help. Heaven Insurance* will provide that help. That's why we created this certificate and it is already helping people all over the world!
A blessing for your loved ones they will cherish FOREVER!
This One-of-a-Kind Artistic Certificate insures they go to heaven immediately upon their death.*
For only $19.95 you can buy an insurance policy that will INSURE* your loved one's entrance into
God's Kingdom.
Your Heaven Insurance* certificate will remind and encourage your loved ones to keep their spirit true.
It will consistently remind them to work toward and remain on the path to better living and to take comfort in the ways and security that faith in The Lord provides.
The Certificate Says: "To guarantee that the aforementioned individual shall go to Heaven at the end of their life on earth." It also contains a beautiful and important quote from Psalms 145:18 which states "The lord is close to all who call on Him, yes, to all who call on Him sincerely."
Take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer now!
These beautiful certificates are a unique novelty and are only available in limited quantities.
Act now to avoid having your order delayed or cancelled due to limited supply.
*Heaven Insurance is a gift/novelty item and is not an actual insurance policy. It is intended strictly as an artistic novelty designed to remind and encourage those with a true spirit to work toward and remain on the path to better living and to take comfort in the ways and security that faith in the lord provides.
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* Ray, 1/22/2004 10:58:50 AM
