fun-da-mental!
Since the White House, America, and the world seem to be going off the brink of holy-rolling extremism, it's becoming increasingly useful to know where to score some quality
religious merchandise. Enter CheesyJesus.com, the site that sells a constantly-rotating selection of Godawful religious stuff. For example, you can pick up a glass ashtray with an image of the crucifixion and the message, "Jesus hates it when you smoke" ($12.95). Or, Mother Teresa Breath Spray (to "fight the ungodly scourge of halitosis").
Not ones to forget other strains of fundamentalism, however, CheesyJesus currently offers a Dome of the Rock prayer clock with a digital muezzin that calls you to pray. And the best item of all: Chaka Khan Hannukah cards with the message, "Happy Chaka-Khanaka."
* joshua, 6/06/2004 09:22:23 PM
