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Every ad deserves its graffiti.
The Village Voice: NY Mirror: New York Seen: iPod, Annotated by Laura ConawaySometime last week--Wednesday night, maybe--an anonymous scribbler took a marker to a block-long row of iPod posters, adding a penetrating spin on Apple's pitch for '10,000 songs in your pocket.' People walking by on Thursday slowed to consider the dozens of new messages stretching down the east side of Lafayette, from Great Jones to Bond: The 'i' in iPod 'stands for isolation,' the writer had scrawled above one silhouette of that annoying lone figure dancing. 'The 'i' stands for insecure,' for 'irrational,' for 'inibriated' and 'inebriated.'
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The Inkster's conclusions about the i in iPod:
insecure
impolite
income (not yours)
isolation
"in touch"
"I want one"
income
"I love you"
interesting
intimate
insurrection
ignorance
illiterate
inadequate
intercourse
indominable [sic] human spirit
indifference
"in crowd"
impolite
incommunicado
"I can't stand the silence"
"I don't want to talk to you"
individual
incoherent
idiot
impunity
indict
investment
impossible
inspiration
infantile
id (Freud)
immoral
inibriated [sic]
inebriated
inoculate
incubate
incapacitation
"I don't care anymore"
irreconcilable
ignorance
intersection
incompatibility
incomplete
"I give up"
idol
icon
iPod
insulting
imaginary
intoxicated
insane
instrumental
irrefutable
X
"in touch"
infinity
inconsequential
individuality
introvert
isolated
irrational
"I need"
incorrect
impulse
intent
inside
* Ray, 6/02/2004 12:30:56 PM